I pee every morning at 6:00 am. Whether I am out of bed or not. It doesn't matter if I went to bed at 5:00 am. I will still pee at six.
Just about every day I discover a new part of my body. I find it because it hurts for some reason.
I see a new gray hair every time I look in the mirror.
I live on fiber.
I wear clothes that 10 years ago I would not have been caught dead in. They are comfortable.
I used to fart because it was funny. Now I fart just because.
What I used to do all night, now take me all night to do.
I consider viagra.
I am generally too tired to care about viagra.
I think the tan on my bald head looks good.
I look at others my age and think I may have weathered the storm of life better than they did. Then I look in a mirror.
I sometimes wonder if a tattoo would ad a more youthful appearance.
Naps do help.