Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Aging....... again. Still..... Yet?

I pee every morning at 6:00 am.   Whether I am out of bed or not.  It doesn't matter if I went to bed at 5:00 am.  I will still pee at six.   

Just about every day I discover a new part of my body.   I find it because it hurts for some reason. 

I see a new gray hair every time I look in the mirror.   

I live on fiber. 

I wear clothes that 10 years ago I would not have been caught dead in.   They are comfortable.

I used to fart because it was funny.   Now I fart just because.

What I used to do all night, now take me all night to do.

I consider viagra.

I am generally too tired to care about viagra.

I think the tan on my bald head looks good.

I look at others my age and think I may have weathered the storm of life better than they did.  Then I look in a mirror. 

I sometimes wonder if a tattoo would ad a more youthful appearance. 

Toupee??????   Nah!

Naps do help.

Later Y'all. 

1 comment:

Janna said...

We have a lot in common!

I also pee a lot. So far I've been able to get out of bed first.

I also consume more fiber in one day than many third-world countries get in a whole week.

I am sad that farting is not an Olympic sport, because I would at LEAST get the bronze.

Naps are wonderful things.

Good luck with the Viagra.