A couple of years ago I played several shows doing guest appearances with another band. We were playing a rough bar in Marietta Ga. I probably did 3 or 4 shows and attended several others. In this bar was a chick probably 45 inches tall. She wore all the required hooker apparel including 4 inch spike heels.
I developed a fascination for this short slut. No one would give me any money. I could have got laid for half off the regular price. I am sure she would not have shorted me. She looked really sincere. I begged the spouse for a little money so I could get a little nookie. It was no small thing for me to get the courage up to ask the spouse for some money. I was just nuts over her.
Alas, as things come to pass. My tiny obsession with this unique sex object had to be let go. I realized that I could have come up with all kinds of little problems. I could have contracted a dreaded case of Peanuts. Or worse yet..... Smallcox.
I shall just have to let her live in my short daydreams.